Monday, February 04, 2008

Sports or Sex?

I've been hearing news reports about the "parties" taking place around the Super Bowl this year, but not until I read this in today's Globe did I really take notice. Now I think I'm going to be sick...

Apparently, parties are being put on by such illustrious enterprises as Maxim, Playboy, Penthouse, and Victoria's Secret. And I wasn't invited?

Here's a bit from the article:
The celebs were back at it Saturday night, showing up at Super Bowl bashes thrown by Playboy, Penthouse, Sports Illustrated, Victoria's Secret, Creative Artists Agency, and Hyde, to name just a few....
To give you an idea of the vibe, a young woman riding with us on the shuttle to the Paradise Valley venue offered to perform a striptease. We politely declined.
Nice. Very nice.

And this is just disgusting:

Hugh Hefner, looking a little rickety at the age of 80, showed up with "The Girls Next Door" on his arm. Hef's No. 1 girl friend Holly Madison told us that she and her No. 1 man want to have a baby in 2008, and that's keeping them very busy.

"We're doing a lot of, um, trying," Madison said.

My sense from this article and others that I've read is that the Super Bowl parties consist of stars, scantily clad women, lots of alcohol, stars, and lots of scantily clad women.

Sounds like my kind of party.

And we wonder why 16 year olds are having sex and getting pregnant, and why 9 year old girls dress like teenagers, and why teenagers look like 20 year olds, and why girls have sex before they get their drivers licenses... we wonder why? This is why.

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