Dear Vincent,A week later he received a letter from his son:
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
Dear Dad ,At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love,
Vinnie
That same day the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,P.S. I didn't make this up, but I couldn't resist posting it anyway!
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love,
Vinnie
1 comment:
I've heard this before. Ingenious!
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